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Hone Demotivational Poster


YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - but anyone can reproduce


TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Fashion is already sick, why get kids involved?
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 7:54 pm
5L's! Easy!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 1:27 pm
Couldn't agree more Vilnius. The Onion had a funny post about this show, basically saying "this is going to end very badly".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2012, 6:07 pm
5L! Love it. I've heard this saying before. I think a variant if it is, "Need training to be an astronaut, license to drive, license to fish, license for a gun, but any a**hole can be your dad."


TXT MSG -




PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


BITTER ON TWITTER - Tweet, Tweet


TAGS: megaphone
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:30 pm
Ug, you've given me an idea. I'm getting a megaphone next payday :-D
dy2012 - March 31, 2013, 9:02 am
posters like this makes your day complete!:)
forseti - March 23, 2013, 10:27 am
ROFL!
MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:07 am
Baha5aLa
spacedog - March 22, 2013, 10:41 pm
HA! Good poke ughomer.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:43 pm
Uggy, hate to tell ya, but that's my ear horn.


THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm
LOL!


NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.




INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


SMART PHONE DRAWBACK - But there me be an "ap" for that.


TAGS: red phone
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:23 pm
bad grammar: there's a school for that.


THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America




"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.




HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?




GUN PHONE - May Not Have Apps... But I Still Want It


TAGS: phone gun funny
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

pzykosiz - January 19, 2011, 1:22 am
so you want to kill someone? we have an app for that
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:00 am
Is this poster a poor marketing strategy, or just a subtle example of a creative black hole?


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


HONEY, TRUST ME -


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.


TALKING DIRTY -


TAGS: phone harassment talk
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - February 17, 2011, 10:36 am
Sorry, 50cal, I missed yours. Actually, you had the better picture.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 5:46 am
d*** inflation - the rate per minute has gone up a full $ since 14th january
50cal - February 17, 2011, 12:52 am
126209


WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


Honesty -


TAGS: honest conversation doom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Meenie

fgd051943 - September 27, 2015, 3:31 pm
I'm sorry that I could only give you 5L!!This one deserves much more than that!
Meenie - September 25, 2015, 8:17 am
Thank you all
GaryO - September 25, 2015, 5:56 am
Naw, baby, that dress don’t make you look fat...morbidly obese maybe, but not fat
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
Oooo - shouldna said that...
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
hahaha - you spelled Chrysler Air Raid Siren wrong - in quotes even!
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:51 pm
Fair enough but when we do give our "subtle" hints that you said something you should never say bet you a 5L you never say it again...teehee
spacedog - September 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Nice one.
Oldsod - September 24, 2015, 4:01 pm
A home run on the first at-bat! 5d and faved!


WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




HONEY - The Best Tasting Vomit on the Planet




TECHNOLOGY -




I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more


TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that ph**oshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of ph**oshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of b***erfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital ph**o and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch b***erflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant ph**oshop like... not ph**oship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP ph**oship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
d*** I wish I had ph**oshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a g** Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "g** Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like g** Skeletor is the new thing around here.


LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.


TAGS: last night my phone drunk
Rating: 3.88/5

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mastergiygas - August 10, 2012, 6:46 pm
*burp*


OH YOU'RE A RIOT -




NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




THERE IS AN APP FOR DYING - Introducing The New iCoffin




America -


TAGS: child stars shirley temple honey boo boo
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:46 am
You're right nj, the blame is on those that let it continue by watching the reality tv series about the entire family...
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:37 am
The poor little girl, she was raised with horrible parents. I have nothing against her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:21 pm
They're definitely not the same, but are they playing to the same America?......Not IMO. This might be worth studying. (high fructose corn syrup for thought?)
Bolverk3778 - February 13, 2014, 5:21 pm
Also Shirley spoke English, I have no idea what the other one speaks as I have never understood a word she utters.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:50 am
R.I.P. Shirley Temple


SMART PHONES - Should not be given to dumb people It's like giving a annoyingly loud toy to an obnoxious child




1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


4TH WALL - you're doing it wrong!


TAGS: iphone 4th wall
Rating: 2.83/5

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josh - May 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
OMG this is the best reference ever!


WHAT?? - I can't hear you, there's some damn noisy people here.


TAGS: roller coaster cellphone master
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 2:53 am
This picture has potential.


HOONEYMOON PERIOD -


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
5tinger
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am
WOW!!!... 5 bees


WAITING... - Me is here, how come you no call?




TYRANNY -


TAGS: cellphone pile
Rating: 3.83/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 1:21 pm
ill give ya 5's on that


MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call


TAGS: phone boring ex wife
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - July 25, 2012, 1:36 am
I've an aunt who's like that as well. And once in awhile, I'll get a chatty caller who takes 10+ minutes to make a reservation that could have been done in 2min


I-PHONE TO I-PAD - Here's your free upgrade.




PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN !! - yes it's a Bugatti


TAGS: bugatti cell phone river
Rating: 2.1/5

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CANADA - November 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
except there was no bird
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
its from this video...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJmB1F2mdE... the guy who crashed blamed a low flying bird combined with dropping his cell phone
agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 8:55 pm
Any chance of making the title less connected to the caption?


PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.


TAGS: sprint bill honey skeletor
Rating: 2.76/5

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RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm
I lol'd


$30 VS $300 -




einstein and political correctedness -




GUILTY -


TAGS: crime honey flower
Rating: 4.57/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 3:12 pm
You are what you eat...BTW Steve, ever heard of Robert Picton? He killed h***ers and owned a pig farm near Vancouver BC...maybe he read YOUR story.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:31 pm
I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.
doggplant - August 13, 2012, 1:01 am
so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.
Sho - July 22, 2012, 11:24 am
Heheh. Nice
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:54 am
I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"
motifayk - July 21, 2012, 12:42 pm
Ta5ty


OOOPS, WRONG NUMBER -


TAGS: bunny change phone number
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sean - May 7, 2011, 7:24 pm
Pshaw! That cute little imposter ... always moving in on my babes. *sigh*


HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.




APPLE - This release was unexpected. R.I.P. Steve




WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS -


TAGS: take it honey its for you
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:28 pm
great... seem like killing two birds with one 5tone...
spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice one RL.


MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.




IPAD - The best way to experience 20% of the web




FREE APPS - If they're free, you're not the customer. You're the product.




MARKETING CHALLENGE -




RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.


TAGS: check bill fail owned math epsilon bills verizon phone
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!


HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"




THE LEARNING CHANNEL - For the love of God, tell me it's not seen outside of the United States!


TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by vilnius

spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:30 pm
Unfortunately TLC is in Canada too. "God hep us all"
maoworks2 - October 5, 2012, 8:43 am
Ya We Do In England .


DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...


TAGS: dumb people smart phones app
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 6:27 am
If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:20 am
"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.


THE FREEDOM TO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE -




HERE WE GO AGAIN - I hate prank calls from imaginary people ...


TAGS: god calling on cell phone
Rating: 3.78/5

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ipaprime - April 2, 2012, 1:08 am
kant spel fur sheep todey . sorie
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:59 pm
‘Why pit it out’…I do love a Freudian typo…. Nothin’ to sweat here ipa. This poster is either pro or con, depends how you read it….
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
if u dont want people to look it and comment why pit it out?
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
Ouch...
Budog - April 1, 2012, 7:11 pm
Well, if they don't like it, they don't have to read it...
mariand - April 1, 2012, 4:27 pm
dude, I told ya... don't get in the trap... there's someone who won't let you get away with this...hahaha
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 3:05 pm
if he has a calling plan and on your contact list, how can he be imaginary?
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:39 am
‘Once bitten’, aey Mariand?
mariand - April 1, 2012, 7:58 am
hehehe... dude, watch it... that's a very controversial theme.


QUICK - Somebody phone the police!


TAGS: phone police car
Rating: 3.29/5

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141HP - January 27, 2010, 9:15 pm
IN A HURRY TO THE DOUNUT SHOP
Bah - November 7, 2009, 10:15 am
...wish i could read the note on the phone...
LD0ne - September 8, 2009, 4:08 pm
how the heck is that even possible...
Johnney Rockett - March 5, 2009, 12:11 am
I know the cop that did this
fuzz - August 10, 2008, 1:54 am
this is the last time me let officer Kelso do a drug bust
Sean - August 9, 2008, 10:46 pm
Hey, "..." you jerk ... or no, wait. You're right. Sorry. Bye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:26 pm
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 1:39 am
Why does this seem like something Sean would post... but be ashamed for doing so... ?
Barbrady - June 4, 2008, 3:17 am
f***ing awesome
Vanner - June 3, 2008, 2:03 pm
Hahaha, nice one...


HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.




HONEST - Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.




CONSTANCY -




PHONE PISTOL - Introducing The Glockia A must for any gangsta wishing to keep in touch


TAGS: phone guns
Rating: 3.5/5

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Iconoclast - May 20, 2010, 8:01 pm
And when you get pulled over for doing 80 in a 40 zone, get out of the car waving this phone pistol around and shout "I'm calling my lawyer, Pig"


EARPHONE - You're Doing It Wrong...


TAGS: earphone wrong
Rating: 3.29/5

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Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 12:34 am
At least 'you're' is spelled correctly *sigh*
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 2:57 pm
these 'you're doing it wrong' posters have seriously got to stop. They were funny when they were new, now... meh


THANK YOU MY LOVE -


TAGS: men should be more honest
Rating: 2.79/5

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Sean - May 26, 2009, 9:30 pm
Thank you. My wife always gets teary eyed whenever I do one of these for her. Oh the satisfaction of a job done.
agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:48 pm
I hear Hallmark knocking at your door!


HONESTY - It isn't always the best policy




FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: microphone public announcement fatherly advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a sh**.”


Brave New World -


TAGS: brave world iphone
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 5:54 pm
Too true, unfortunately. Darkly funny, JW! Luv it!!!! 5L!


Technology -


TAGS: sr71 technology advancement phones shoook dic dic dic
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L


iPhone 6 -


TAGS: iphone monkey water
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:34 pm
Hope it is digestible, when it goes lobat the monkey is going to eat it. 5Tums


second place is a set of steak knives -


TAGS: smart phones looking down
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2015, 1:54 am
Oh, my God! I love this! I can't wait to utilize this.


NORMAL PEOPLE - don't steal dirty panties to feel close to someone. Is That What You're Saying?


TAGS: but honey
Rating: 4.67/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:03 am
But..but..she wasnt using them!
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Or, love it. Dammit... 'nother Guinness, please.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Ove it!!!
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:40 pm
Hey, I was only trying to get the laundry together! 5 Poodles!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:26 pm
ROR! 5L Airman!!!


YAWN -


TAGS: as honest as it gets
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

pieman - February 3, 2010, 10:38 am
Very subtle and tasteful for you sick. 5l because you never cease to amaze.
culos - February 3, 2010, 8:37 am
If that was a BJ she'd be arrested for p***-action, Only a peanut would fit that fist. But I agree 5 Ligaments....
LogicDude - February 3, 2010, 8:34 am
What? No "invisible BJ" jokes? 5L anyway...


COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY -




I DON'T ALWAYS PHONE HOME - But when I do, I am usually drunk...




AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?




HONESTY -




IPHONE - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: iphone
Rating: 1.75/5

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APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: motorola droid smart phone
Rating: 3.96/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:40 am
HAL 9000 was awesome, but I still wouldn't trust him.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Eat it, Mayans!


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING - I told you "THE MAN!" was cracking DOWN on it! I told you! But you wouldn't listen, would you!




HONESTY -




Cellphones -




yes, i have a question.... -


TAGS: cell phone digital generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - October 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
So true, most folks around me prefer digital, and I’m stuck in the ‘50s, where I prefer to still gain immediate perspective of the 12 hrs
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:23 pm
My son is 33, and he's confused by a clockface! Something happened while we weren't looking.
spacedog - October 13, 2013, 12:42 pm
HA! Not to mention spelling. X5ellent.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:01 pm
That is so true - sad, but oh so true. 5o'clocks


HONESTY - Might be the best policy But insanity is the best defence


TAGS: honesty insanity
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:21 am
I know... Abraham Lincoln is too XD rofl!
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:59 pm

truly a great mind


CELL PHONES -


TAGS: vintage car phones cell
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by champ99

Brawler - July 30, 2011, 6:28 am
Aahhh, sweet times. when you could clobber a man to death with a carphone


MAN TIME -




WHAT?! - I said THIS IS CORNY! You forgot to rinse out my can, you douche!




CHILDREN -




DEPRESSED -


TAGS: earphone volume ignore world
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:05 am
That's The Way I Do It 1970's Let's Go


STEAMPUNK CELLPHONE - Runs on steam, coverage is fine, even floats!! Termites, however, still remain a major problem..




CELL PHONES - More than meets the iPod.




HONESTY - Not always the best policy...




MODERN PATRIOTISM - On my browser, I will do my best, to do my duty, to Steve Jobs and my preferred smartphone…


TAGS: iphone god scout oath
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Laughingtank

corbett06 - March 19, 2011, 5:43 pm
is still made in a foreign country


STATISTICS -




CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!


TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice


Sweden -


TAGS: sweden smartphone sign modern
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:56 pm
Thank you.
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:54 pm
Nice.
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2015, 6:49 pm
This NEEDS to happen! Too funny! Only the bodies should be zombiesque! 5L!
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 1:51 pm
Actually that sign isn't official. Two artists made a few and put them up one night. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:05 pm
How sad is this, but it's a 5er


Doc Called -


TAGS: vintage test results phone girl
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 10, 2014, 1:39 pm
Two negatives make a positive though right?
Thedge - November 10, 2014, 4:52 am
Negative? Again?


this is what happens -




OH THE EMBARRASSMENT -


TAGS: girl sad cellphone
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:57 pm
HAHA.... I have a flip phone.. his name's Timmy.. and he's my best friend. and of course, that's normal.
M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 4:51 pm
Wow, the truth in this in today's ungrateful children... 5L


IPOD TOUCH - Just like the iPhone, but you can't make calls. No, wait, it's exactly like the iPhone.


TAGS: iphones ipod
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

ThrillerMan - April 7, 2011, 9:11 pm
XD Sooo true!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:11 am
LMAO!


SMARTPHONES -




MOBILE PHONE - The little thing that turns your favorite melody into the most annoying one




TIN CELL PHONES -


TAGS: tin cell phones
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:03 pm
Hah! I remember those days. My tin phone was cordless! Gawd I was a lonely kid. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:26 pm
There's really no point commenting on a two year old poster with 2 year old comments, neither of these guys is around anymore (thank God)
iBlookinATu - December 21, 2010, 2:18 pm
Wow, Nazi and Scorpio7. Are you guys seriously that dumb? The punchline to the joke and you don't even get it, nor do you understand that it IS the punchline. No wonder the Nazis lost WWII.
Nazi - January 1, 2009, 10:21 am
Ya... I have to go with a fail on that one... tin phone have no numbers to dial therefore you shouldn't get a wrong number message.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 5:55 am
Just HOW did any "dialing" take place?


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